"Well. They're... it depends on the day, honestly."
"Are they reliable?"
"That's an interesting question."
"Would you hire them again?"
"I would. Yes. Absolutely."
"Why?"
"...I'll send you an email."
The email was never sent. Not because there was nothing to say. Because there was too much, and none of it fit in an email, and some of it didn't fit in words, and all of it was true.
Wear the shirt. It explains more than most people manage.
