It has been confirmed that expectations, already adjusted to historically low levels following extensive prior experience, were this week revised further downward following developments that surprised all parties involved, including the party most directly responsible - you.
Observers described the situation using language not typically associated with underperformance.
"We didn't think this was possible," said one source close to the situation. "Not like this," said another.
The individual at the center of events was unavailable for comment but was seen wearing a t-shirt, which said everything.
Underperform. Exceeding expectations in the wrong direction since now.
